Corrupt a wish.

How to play: Corrupt the above persons wish and then wish yourself.
Example:
Person 1: I wish for candy.
Person 2: You get candy with razor blades in it
I wish for a zombie apocalypse.
Person 3: You get one where they are all nice and want to live happily with you.

There's how you play, so lets start.

I wish for a window.

You get a mac.

I wish for a hamburger.

You get a hamburger made of wet toilet paper.

I wish for 3 and a half dollars.

You get 3 and a half dollars, but you spend it on a cheap hooker and get AIDS.

I wish nothing bad came from this wish and I got to wash Daniel Radcliffe's car naked.

You're day goes like any other day.

I wish for ninja powers.

You get pirate powers.

I wish my wish gets corrupted.

Your wish is granted by starting up anti-corrupt. You then get hit by a thousand trains.

I wish to be a

I use my admin powers to make it idiot.

I wish my admin powers weren't so broken.

Granted, now all they let you do is change your own name to "asshole"

I wish I had the physical manifestation of music.

Granted, but it manifests into a Taiwanese transvestite hooker with herpes and ooze coming out of every possible orifice.

I wish I had a butler, and not just ANY butler, BATMAN'S butler. Alfred. <3

Granted, but he is 1 foot tall and wears a mask.

I wish I had more wishes.

Granted, you use them all on empty plastic bottles.

I wish I knew how much wood a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris.

Granted, but your brain turns into liquid ooze.

I wish I was inb4 Adrian.

Granted, but he removes his post.

I wish for one ton of shaving cream.

Granted, but the shaving cream tastes like Vanilla.

i wish for Adrian

Granted, he immediately leaves you to go on a BRODYQUEST!

I wish for squidward's house

It turns into Patricks house.

I wish for the master emerald.

Granted, but then it shatters and knuckles takes the fragments back.

I wish I knew why this was so dumb and stupid and why.